Any GIRLS?

I've had about 5 guys let me know they are interested and able to get together the weekend of July 11th-13th...but NO girls! In order for us to do this there will have to be at least nearly a 50/50 ratio of men and women.

IF this happens we will be meeting at Billy Bob's in the Fort Worth Stockyards at 7:30 pm on Friday, July 11th! We'll do dinner at Billy Bob's BBQ restaurant and then go to the Kyle Hunt Band concert (just $10/ticket). After that we'll head to our house. If you don't come on Friday night, you'll NOT be able to attend the party. We want to meet everyone in a neutral place first.

Saturday:
Breakfast--At home (cinnamon rolls and other yummy things)
Lunch--Applebee's (around 2ish)
Dinner--Grilling at home (grilled chicken, hot dogs, burgers) around 7ish.

Sunday:
Pack up and head out to breakfast by 11.
Breakfast--IHOP
Say our goodbyes :)

Of course spanking will happen all throughout the "schedule"!

You MUST fill out a Spanking Get Together Information Request (scroll to the bottom of the page and you'll find it) AND receive an e-vite in order to attend. If you're not on my list, you'll be more than welcome to join us at Billy Bob's, Applebee's, and IHOP, but you will not be able to attend the party.

Everyone that is invited will be able to stay at our house overnight on Friday and Saturday (you will be given directions on Friday night at Billy Bob's). We ask that you all bring a snack food and a non-alcoholic drink to share with everyone. We are also asking for a $20 donation from each "guest"--that will pay for your Kyle Hunt Band concert ticket and your breakfast and dinner on Saturday! Everyone will be expected to pay for their own meals when we eat out.

I will let you know a few more details (mainly about the security measure we will be implementing) when I send you the e-vite!

Remember...this will NOT happen if I don't hear from at least 2 girls that will be able to attend the whole weekend! Cross your fingers :)

Another Classic Self Spanking

Another oldie!

This one includes total nudity, mouthsoaping, humiliation, and a fierce spanking.

Check out this video at clips4sale.com

Classic Self Spanking

Just a quick post to let you know that I put up a 30 minute self spanking clip on the clips4sale site. It's 2 separate self spankings that I did almost 2 years ago...in my skinnier days!

Here are a few pictures:







The one in the bathroom also includes the self administration of an enema (no expulsion...that is just gross). These two videos had the whole "wide screen" thing going on, btw.

Check it out at clips4sale.com.

Trucking

I spent this last week out on the road with Mike! I can't say that it was incredibly enjoyable, but I definitely LOVED being with him. I don't like sleeping in that truck...it's not cozy like my bed at home! It's also hard to eat right when you're out on the road like that. No wonder truck driver's are fat and nasty!

I almost got into a fight with one guy...he tried to intimidate me and I didn't let him! Just cuz I'm this "small" girl doesn't mean you can push me around and be an asshole! I tattled on him to Mike, but he was naked and in the truck stop shower, so he didn't get to go spank the dude.

I had no clue that at truck stops there really is "hooker row". If you park at the very back of the place then the hookers know you want to "hook"! Nasty :)

Did you know that truckers pee right there on the ground outside of their truck? It was so incredibly disgusting to jump down out of the truck and smell the HORRID stench of stale, dry, hot piss on the concrete. Seriously disgusting. Why not get your lazy butt up, walk the 1/8 of a mile to the bathroom and get a lil exercise? I did!

I'm not saying every trucker is nasty and lazy and fat, but lots are! You really can't blame 'em for being fat, though. They can't pull into just anywhere to eat with those big trucks. So, they really only have the truck stops. They have terrible food there! It tastes fine, but it's B-A-D for you! Hot dogs, corn dogs, taquitos, burgers, fries, packaged snacks, etc. I really think someone needs to give these guys some healthier options. IF the truck stop has a Subway, then he/she can at least eat a little better, but if not it's all crap!

And those girl truckers are not cute.

We're headed to Oklahoma to the little casino there! We're gonna tape a spanking or two in the hotel room, so I might have something for you on Sunday night :)

I did get spanked in the truck, btw. But, the video camera was sadly sitting at home on my dresser. Oh well.

Wanna Play?

We didn't get to go to the Texas Allstate party and I know that Shadow Lane is out of the question, but we really wanna meet other spankos in real life! We are in North Texas and we're kid free for one month...anyone wanna play? I would NEVER get together one on one with anybody, but a nice group of spank-happy people would be delightful :)

E-mail me at spanking_emilie@hotmail.com and let me know what you think. We're most likely able to play June 20-22nd and either July 4th-6th or July 11th-13th. Nothing is set in stone, though!

Little Weight Update

Completely naked and with hair soaking wet...I weighed 129.8 this morning!!!

I weighed 137 just 3 weeks ago :) I know for some they might think that only losing 7 pounds in 3 weeks is really not a great success, BUT it's not like I'm a 300 pound woman that lost only 7 pound in 3 weeks! I constantly have to remind myself that technically I am not considered overweight, but at 137 I was only 3 pounds away from that status!

For my height, which is 5' 3", I should weigh 104-140. My goal right now is 120, but I may change that to 115 when I reach my first goal. I don't think I'll shoot for 104 pounds...I'm too old for that crap and I'd weigh less than my teenage daughter (and that is not cool)! My sweet dd is taller than me already and just has a beautiful/perfect little body. She isn't too skinny, but she doesn't have any extra fat! I'd never shoot for having her little body, though, considering I have carried 4 pregnancies to term and I am no longer a teenager :)

Speaking of not being a teenager anymore...I don't feel old. Do you guys feel like you've barely aged since you were an older teen/young adult? I seriously feel like I'm maybe 20! I'm luckily smarter than I was at 20 and I definitely look older than I used to, but I just don't feel like I'm old. I like that!

As you can see this is NOT about spanking. Since my last post about 14 hours ago I have STILL not been spanked! I actually haven't seen Mike yet, so that isn't surprising, but damn :)

Back to the whole weight thing! I'm doing the diet program that Todd and Suzy started which means I am rewarded each week for weight loss or punished (by spanking mostly) for weight gain. Now, I don't have any rules regarding eating a certain number of fruits and veggies daily or exercising a certain number of times a week or keeping a food intake journal...but I do have goals (just no consequences for not meeting them....yet). My only requirement is to weigh less or the same as my lowest weight to date on weigh-in day.

So, Lil Miss Emilie has succeeded at losing each week and I have yet to collect any reward! I'm having issues coming up with a good reward that I really want that isn't related to food. I don't really want a massage or sex for my reward! I'm selfish and I want something that only I will benefit from cause only I have worked on shedding these pounds :) Do any of you guys have any ideas of a reward I could claim for 2 weeks worth of weight loss that doesn't include massaging, sex, or spanking??? Hmmm...I suppose my reward could be no punishment spanking for gaining, but that is NO FUN!

Still No Spanking!!!

Who knows if I'll EVER get spanked again!

I NEED it. Now. But Mike has been working too late during the week (not by choice) for us to even feel like going over to his apartment for a quick but thorough spanking. And this weekend my kids are going to their dad's house, but his kids are coming to ours! Then the next week my kids are going to their dad's again (Father's Day)...and we'll still have his kids until 6 pm on Father's Day. Then Monday morning he's off to work again!

So, see? I'm never ever gonna get another spankin'.

And it's coming around to that time of month for me...so everything seems 10,000 times worse than it really is!

Ugh.

FOR SALE

Children...$1,000,000 each OBO!!!

Just kidding :)

I don't know how many of you guys know all the ins and outs of clips4sale, but basically they set the price. They base the cost of each clip on the length of the video. So, I upload my video and when I add each clip into the store I have the opportunity to say how many minutes it is. Thing is...it can tell if you're cheating and will make you correct it if you go too far under the actual time! The shorter the clip, the less options there are for pricing (as far as minimum price). The longer the clip...the more options on the low end!

So, I went into my store today and I adjusted as much as I could to offer the clips to you guys as cheap as I can...so go see!!!

I am hoping to have my own site where I can sell my downloads for a bit cheaper (clips4sale takes 40% of my earnings), but it will take several months for that to actually happen!

Anyway, I'm not really selling my kids :)

Goodnight...

Screaming

I'm working on my new blog/site as much as I can and getting incredibly frustrated with how STUPID I am when it comes to all of this!!! I can't even get it to put an image in my posts without having to hotlink it to a website host (ie Flickr or fapomatic). It gives me the option to upload photos from my puter and click on "Insert in Post", but it won't insert!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH :)

I'm trying to keep things in check, though! I don't want to feel frustrated about everything, but I admit that I HATE the whole cPanel/FTP/MySQL abstract stuff that makes NO sense to me.

We haven't done anymore spanking stuff either. It's not likely to happen with the kids here unless we go to Mike's apartment, but it's much funner to do spanking at the house! The apartment will get boring considering it's a one room efficiency apartment :)

Okay, I better get going. I need to get groceries...and be a mom!

Kid

I found this list on a demo of a website theme (if that makes sense)! It's great :)

You should pick at least one of them and do it TODAY!

Be A Kid Again

1. Do a cartwheel.
2. Sing into your hairbrush.
3. Walk barefoot in wet grass.
4. Play a song you like really loud, over and over.
5. Dot all your “i”’s with smiley faces. (Emilie Edit--or little hearts)
6. Read the funnies. Throw the rest of the paper away.
7. Dunk your cookies. (Emilie Edit--or take your Oreo's apart and lick the middle off first)
8. Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along.
9. Step carefully over sidewalk cracks.
10. Change into some play clothes.
11. Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich.
12. Eat ice cream for breakfast.
13. Kiss a frog, just in case.
14. Blow the wrapper off a straw.
15. Have someone read you a story.
16. Find some pretty stones and save them.
17. Wear your favorite shirt with you favorite pants even if they don’t match.
18. Take a running jump over a big puddle.
19. Get someone to buy you something you really don’t need.
20. Hide your vegetables under your napkin.
21. Stay up past your bedtime.
22. Eat dessert first.
23. Fuss a little, then take a nap.
24. Wear red gym shoes.
25. Put way too much sugar on your cereal. (I totally still do this!!!)
26. Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner.
27. Giggle a lot for no reason.
28. Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.

Now, choose which one you will do wisely...some of 'em could get you spanked!

Taking Care of Business

I am sitting on an achy and slightly bruised bottom today! I haven't been this achy the day after a spanking (or 4) in forever and ever. I'm not sure I'm necessarily a wimp (considering it isn't easy to make me have lasting marks), but I was dancing around holding my bare butt like a preschooler too much!!!

I'm still working on losing weight. I will share my stats with all of you...considering I share everything else anyway! I started off last week (or the week before) weighing 137. That is the MOST I have EVER weighed in my life (not including pregnancy). Now, with my first pregnancy my weight at delivery was 130, but I was 18 (almost 19) and a tiny girl. So, I am in no way delusional enough to believe that I can weigh 102 pounds again, but my goal is to weigh 120 again. When I reach that goal I may decide 115 is realistic, but we'll just see when the time comes. I am a 33 year old mother of 4 children, so I am not holding my breath that I will ever see 115 pounds again. I suppose it's important to mention that I am 5' 3", so 120 is absolutely a reasonable weight. I am at 133 right now :) I'm happy with my progress, but I honestly don't enjoy how I look on film. Mike says I look great and that really does make me incredibly happy, but I do wish to slim down more. I in no way look disgustingly fat or obese, though :)

So, I don't know if I can really call what happened yesterday "a spanking". It was really more like 4 spankings (possibly 5), so we'll call it "a spanking session"! We really don't have the house to ourselves very often, so this weekend was a huge opportunity for us to take advantage of our time alone for spanking purposes. Mike had been tracking my offenses in his head for several weeks, so the first step was sitting down and compiling a written list (wouldn't want to forget anything)!

The list ultimately had four items:

1. Emilie hasn't been consistantly answering the phone when Mike calls
2. Emilie has been a bit defiant and disrespectful
3. Emilie hasn't been keeping on top of the housework
4. Emilie hasn't done what she is supposed to do to refill her Crohn's medication

Then Mike decided on the implement he would use for each "spanking":

1. hand
2. paddle with holes
3. big leather strap
4. flimsy blue ruler (very stingy)

I wasn't sure what position I would be in or the state of dress, but I certainly found out soon enough.

The hand spanking for not answering the phone when Mike calls...


The paddling for being defiant and disrespectful...

The strapping for not keeping up with housework...


The rulering...that quickly turned to leather loopy thingy and then a paddling...

My butt ended up quite red and actually a little bruised :)

But of course Mike comforted me...

It was very intense at the end and brought forth many tears. I was a sobbing girl! I'm adding the full video to the clips store--it's 21 minutes long. I'm also going to add "parts" for those of you who just want to see the paddling or strapping or whatever!

I hope you guys are having a fun and safe Memorial Day Weekend!

Speaking of Mike's Hands!

In my last post I talked about Mike having HUGE hands! When I hold my hand up to his you can see both sides of his fingers around mine :)

I took pictures of our hands together, but I'm not sure they really do it justice (it's hard to take pics of your own hand)!!!

Rule of Thumb

I was on yahoo.com the other night reading the local news section. There was a fun little article about silly "Texas Laws" that are still on the books but not really followed anymore. Here is one Texas law that is awesome...

"A husband has the right to beat his wife as long as the object used to beat her is no bigger around than his thumb"

So, I did a little google search and found that the phrase "Rule of Thumb" originated in Victorian England, and meant that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick possessing a diameter no larger than that of his thumb (to keep homicide rates at an acceptable level)!!! I think they were referring to a switch when they say "object" or "stick", but with this law Mike could beat me with a broom stick +...his hands are HUGE!



The reason I think the law is awesome is because that rules out belts, leather straps, PADDLES, hairbrushes, wooden spoons, and lots and lots of other very OUCHY things!

:)

Don't Know What to Put for the Title

Where did those 6 days go???!!!

I am working hard to get my own site...and leave blogger behind! I'll leave my blog here with the link to my site, but I suppose it's time to take this step :) Thanks to Thebes, from Well Spanked Man, I am well on my way to having my site set up.

This weekend Mike and I will be alone for the first time in a LLLLOOOOOOONG time! Last night we were lying in bed and he asked me if I was ready for it? Uh-oh!!! He is getting a list ready of all the spanking infractions he feels I need to be disciplined for. I'm sure the video camera will capture some of this!

I've lost 2.6 pounds over the last week...yay! You can't tell by just looking at me, but my scale (I just bought a new one) says so! I joined the Diet Group over on Todd and Suzy's site--ASS. We've pretty much decided that I have to weigh in on the day you're supposed to for the ASS update (I need to find out when that is) and that my weight has to be lower than my lowest weight! We haven't decided what the rewards and punishments will be yet. Obviously the punishment will involve spanking, but we've yet to decide what kind, how severe, etc. I suppose it will be on a case by case basis :)

So, look forward to hearing about my weekend. I'm a bit nervous, but I am definitely ready!

Opening Up

I'm on a posting roll and I'm remembering how fun it is :)

I have more pictures (said in a very sing-songy voice)...

I just uploaded, edited, and published a video we did at my old house in February. It was an 8 minute video. I hate when I wait this long to tell about it because it's hard to totally reconnect with the feelings of that day, but I'll try!

Basically, I was on my period and incredibly emotionally sensitive. Mike said something that upset me and I took it and turned it into something it wasn't! I honestly don't have a clue what it was, but I know it wasn't meant to be mean at all. So, I just kind of shut down and got really quiet. When he asked me what was wrong I didn't answer. After about 15 minutes of this I finally exploded with why I was upset. Again...I have NO clue what I said now that it has been 3 months, but whatever I said was not exactly respectful. He immediately told me to turn over, he got the camera and the strap, and I got a spanking.

:(
or is it
:)

Right after the camera turned on...with a white butt

The mean strap

See?

I'm very serious

I'm totally wincing before it even touched my butt again!

Poor me

I love it when he's mean

Put it in the store...

Vibrating Butt

I'm down a pound! Well, my scale sucks and only registers by the 1/2 pound, so it isn't completely reliable. My whole body is very achy! I'm exercising for the first time in a long time and it's unbelievable how out of shape I am :) Working out the butt muscles is very rewarding, btw.

Last night Mike got into town really late and needed me to come get him (he ran out of hours to legally drive his truck). I was finishing up an e-mail (to a spanko), so I didn't answer the phone. I called him back like 3 minutes later as I was putting on my shoes and getting my keys and purse. I didn't think it was a huge deal...and it wasn't. BUT, he thought that since I didn't answer that he should paddle me. And paddle me only on my right butt cheek (which is the pocket I keep my phone in), so I won't ignore the vibrating butt next time. That is so mean. It didn't happen, which I'm actually happy about, but the man is very creative! I like that.

In case your diet is deficient in Vitamin A:

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वहत इन थे हेल इस थिस????

Okay, so I "enabled" some language thing thinking that meant that there would be some magic button someone could push if they wanted to translate my blog into one of 5 different languages. That was a few days ago. I came on to do a blog entry and everything I typed turned into that weird writing up there!!! So, I decided to write, "What in the hell is this?", in Hindi :) We'll see if anyone does a search on that one!

I was reading Abby's writing over at Little Red Schoolhouse and was truly in awe of her! She is a fabulous writer, amongst other things! Some people can really just write...and she is one of 'em.

As for those of us that can't...I've set a goal to lose 17 pounds over the next 3 months. My first step in that direction has been to again cut Coke out of my life! It hasn't been hard this time, although I do have a craving for it just a little. It wasn't so out of hand that I was keeping it in the house, but I would have one as often as possible! I haven't had one for 4 days. Another change is that I'm drinking as much water as possible. You know how they say to drink 8 cups of water a day? I think it's impossible! I can't seem to drink more than 5. And that is all I'm drinking. Of course I'm trying to make better food choices, but I'm not going crazy with healthy stuff or veggies :)

I've also started exercising (only 2 days so far) and my scale says I have gained a pound! Of course, I'll stand off the scale and get back on and it says I weigh 259 pounds, so I think it might be broken or low on batteries! I probably shouldn't weigh myself everyday anyway.

And a little something for your eyes:

All You Need Is Spanking

I honestly can't remember how long it has been since the last time I got a real spanking...much less the last time we video taped one! I am also not sure how I have gotten so fat so quickly! I think I may go ahead and join the ASS Diet "Club" over on Todd and Suzy's blog! As Kaya would say, "Srsly!"

So, if I think about it hard enough I know it has been since at least March since we recorded any spanking...and very possibly the end of February. As far as just spanking goes it has been at least since mid April since ANYthing has taken place! Unacceptable.

We decided it was time today! I have had quite the little attitude lately. You know the "I haven't been spanked in so long that I don't think I need it anymore and I don't think I like it anymore and I don't think I'm even a submissive girl anyway" attitude? That has been me!Basically, Mike said he didn't even know where to start!!! Unacceptable.

We recorded. OMG...can you say "poor lil tender butt"? Ouch. There really wasn't a bunch of talking or scolding. Like Mike said, he didn't even know where to start with all the attitude and the laundry list of things he could spank me for. So, he decided this was going to just be the "this is what you have needed for so long" kind.

We headed to Mike's apartment to get the job done, which is where most recorded videos will take place from now on. We're finding that my house is rarely kid-free! My oldest daughter no longer goes with the younger ones to visit their dad (her dad died a few years ago...so my ex isn't her real father), so even when it's a "go to Daddy's" weekend I have one at home and we generally have Mike's boys every weekend. So on my "off" weekends I still have 3 kids :) Totally NOT complaining because I do love them all and it's truly fun on the "big kid" weekends! BUT, even big kids don't need to hear Daddy spanking Mommy! I'm NOT gonna be the one that turns them into adult spankos...

So, about 1/2 a mile away to Mike's apartment we go! It was honestly just straight down to business. Emilie bent over bed, Mike hits record, Mike picks up the big leather strap, Emilie's butt turns a pretty pink! Then Mike picked up the wicked holy paddle and my butt turned a mean shade of pinkish red.



After so long with no spanking he was nice enough to start really softly and build up, but it hurt so incredibly much. I had the hardest time keeping my hands away from my butt, but once he went digging in the bag for the rope I promised to be a good girl! No rope, thank God.

You know how they say that clenching your butt cheeks doesn't help? They lie! It does make it not hurt so much. And unfortunately Mike knows that! So, not only did I have to keep my hands away from my butt and stay in position, but I wasn't allowed to clench my butt cheeks either :(



After the paddle...and my little puddle of tears, he gave me a hand spanking over his knee and then used the strap for the last 20. The last of which "srsly" felt like split my butthole in half! It didn't really, though...I checked :)

The shirt I wore during the spanking said "All You Need is Love" (see below!!!). At the beginning of the shoot I was joking around with my boobs in the camera so everyone could see my cute shirt...then I had to add that all you really need is "spanking...and a bad girl"! Therefore this video is called "All You Need Is Spanking" :)






It's in the store. Enjoy :)

To Move or Not to Move?

I do NOT want to move again...BUT should I????

It's looking like Blogger is wanting to hide us. Wordpress is open to the adult content and I think that this blog is fairly easily "imported" over there. But it's a HUGE pain in the ass to make sure everyone has your new address!!!

Whatcha think guys?

Who's Who

I finally got a video up in the store!!! It wasn't even as terribly hard as I thought it would be :)

Check out the store for a dose of a naked Emilie getting a paddling and a strapping!

It has been so long since this spanking that it's hard to put an accurate story with it, but I'll give you a basic idea! It's pretty much like this: Lil Miss Emilie got too big for her britches and Mike decided to show me who the boss is...and it isn't me!

He's so mean.